Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Weird Word Wednesday

Today's weird word is : Pyknic

What I thought the word meant: I figured it was probably the way that Skipper, Bud & Cletus spelled picnic for the Redneck reunion invitation. At least that was how it was on my invite. .er, I mean the one I saw laying in the gutter for. . . . . . .someone.



Hey Y'alls! The Rednek Pyknic is tammara. Yu're as welcome as a skunk atta lawn party! Bring er dogs. Couch an pop provided on porch.

What it really means is: Short and Fat


A correct sentence would be: The doctor said my body mass index was in excess for my height. What he really meant to say was that I am pyknic. What a jerk! (your welcome angel) If you haven't read her post- it's a must!
* don't even ask me why I used spell check on this baby. Like it was 90% wrong obviously!

10 comments:

Lola said...

First of all...Quit READING MY MAIL!
Second..do you think that is why the fat lady store was called Pykettes???

(If this becomes my new nickname I'm gonna smack you in the back of the head..DeeDee!)

Alice said...

Good word. Never heard that one before. Is there a word for tall & fat? Oh, that's right...the word is 'Alice'. Bwahahahahaaaa...

dana wyzard said...

OK. Now I can't get the word PIC-A-NIC basket and Yogi and BooBoo out of my head.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

You need fat people at a pyknic. We help weight down the tablecloths from blowing away and we save you from eating the last of Aunt Edna's Potato Salad.

PJ said...

Hey... that there's my people!

Kathi D said...

But I totally want to come to that pyknic!!!!!

And then LET'S PUT ON A SHOW, KIDS!!!

Jean Knee said...

really, are you predjudiced about red necks?

Hey It's Di said...

Lola- Pykette!

Alice- I think the word for tall and fat is Diana!

Jean Knee- Heck no I ain't predjudiced against my people! That's why I know their writing so well because I'm one of them:)

Manager Mom said...

That is ONE effed up word. I can't wait to use it. But it is going to be really hard to drop that one in everyday conversation without pissing SOMEONE off...

Nancy Face said...

I wanna go to the redneck pyknic!