How I Spent A Lazy Sunday Afternoon.

No, this is not what I NORMALLY look like. ( Actually, I am not normal, so I guess it is) and this is NOT my bedroom. It's a condo in Vegas but it was comfy & my sister snapped this grand photo. It's my only relaxing photo (hee hee) so it will have to do for this post:)

After a morning of church meetings, lunch and a nice little nap, I found myself a bit bored. The kids had occupied the TV and were watching their favorite "Drake & Josh" episode for the umpteenth time. I have only seen it about 3 times and can repeat the whole thing word for word almost, which is scary since my memory is crap! Anyway, I was bored and so I decided to do a little research, a little "soul searching" if you will. And what better way to find out about yourself than on the computer?? I say there can't be a better way after what I learned today! I didn't think that anyone would know myself better than I do after 40+ years of being around myself 24/7, but I guess I was wrong again. (this is only the second time I have been wrong:)

I found myself on Blogthings and boy the things I learned! I think I will share some of them with you! You know me, I love to share. . . or do I? Maybe I should check on this website and see if I really do?

You see, it's like this. I have never once in all my years wondered if I am rock, paper or scissors. It turns out I am rock. Who would have known? Not me! You know, I am a child of the 80's and sure I had crushes on stars but I didn't know who my 80's hunk really was. Well it ends up that John Stamos is my hunk. I am now feeling quite bad that I didn't have ANY of his posters plastered on my bedroom walls. *sigh*. I guess I've spent a lifetime to this point of unluckiness. As it turns out, red underwear are my lucky color in undies. Who would have guessed? Not me for sure and so I have had lots of bad luck that I've blamed on my striped socks, not my white granny underpants! I was dismayed to find out that I wasted my time in college and have spent many years in the wrong career! Apparently my ideal career type is SOCIAL. My ideal careers being a teacher, librarian, social worker etc. It didn't mention accountant any where in there. And I don't think an accountant is considered all that social do you? Fortunately, I didn't end up as a farmer or a truck driver, as these would be the worst career paths for me. Whew! I really had given some thought to that driving school a few years back! I was completely stunned to find out that the kind of soda I am is 7-UP. Seems a bit odd since you always hear "you are what you eat/drink". Therefore, I should be a Diet Coke w/Lime (and some chocolate). I actually despise 7-UP so does that mean I don't like myself? I am beginning to really wonder about this all.

I continued this fun game/moment of self realization for about an hour and in the process, I also found out my name for different things. Here they are:

1920's name- Fannie Zella (THANK goodness I wasn't born and mocked in the 1920's!)

Leprechaun name- Weebit Greentoes (I'm no green thumb for sure)

Drag Queen name - Hollywood (mine) & my hubbies was Sissy Pantz! (loved that one!)

Pirate name- Cannibal Ivy the Infected (with what? The Ivy?)

Oh, I could have gone on for hours with this site and the time of self discovery. Actually, I think that I need to wrap my brain around what I have uncovered today, go get therapy and come back next week for more. I'm dying to know what kind of cookie I am, what carnival ride I am and who I am going to vote for. But for now. . . I'm off to therapy!