Runny Nose. . . Potty Mouth.

I'm thinking this is a great idea!! I could really use this right now as I am sniffling and tired of hunting down the T.P because the dog keeps biting the end of the roll and running CLEAR down the hall with it. Needless to say, we can't seem to keep it on the wall mount thing-a-ma-jigger. It is always somewhere else in the house.

My other thought was to just stuff big wads of T.P. up my nose so that there would be no nasal dripage (is that even a word? How about runnage?) on my computer as I type. Are you visualizing that one too? So now which do you think would look better? You know, I'm all about fashion ! Not even a runny nose will stop that!

But I'm worried. . . if I have the amazing hat, I will be summoned to the bathroom and have to endure that whole scene because somebody forgot to hunt down the T.P before engaging in toilet activities. (Wasn't that a nice way to put it?)

Oh man. . . how come my blogs always end up in the toilet? Go figure!