Tuesday, June 3, 2008

I Got Hot Sox And I Cannot Lie. You Other Swappers Can't Deny. . .

Uh, that's all I've got for my fab SOX song but I have to tell you I HIT THE SOX JACKPOT! No kidding. I really got the mother load with this sweet package of goodies from Alice! If any of you had previously read Alice's blog, she mentioned some really awesome sox she was trying to score from Ebay. .Well, she did and I have them. You will have to hold your horses though because they will be the grand finale after all the other sweet sox I'm wearing are viewed. Oh yeah, I did my own modeling so don't mock the legs or cankles as Alice would say. I'm white and have old lady legs. What more can I say? I'm just glad I have some great sox to distract you from them:)First we have these knockout sox that come clear to my knee and hide all calf (cankle) flaws. They are adorned with pink and white stripes and fancy Sea Horses down the side. Ahhhh aren't they great?
The next sox are equally as fancy & fun and yet completely different. They sport a mid-calf look and have pink polka dots and frogs. I love how my fat legs make the frogs spread out even bigger! Pretty cool huh?

And when you are looking for comfort with a little bit of Donny Osmond Flare, don't forget these beauties. They are SO SOFT and black with a Oh so fancy purple fuzzy trim along the top. Oh, sox like these make me purrrrrrr. Next we have some more knee high sexy sox. I know! I told you I got a LOT of great sox! These are a fancy hot pink (which is one of my favorite colors) with a little light pink for extra coolness. I thought I would attempt to point my toes to see if it slimmed my leg any. . . Nope! Those dancer legs are gone forever I'm afraid! Anyway, you may just see me at church with some of these fancy sox with my dress. Don't you think it would be styling?

AND FINALLY. . . FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
THE WORLD FAMOUS SOX SCORED BY THE ONE
AND ONLY ALICE THE GREAT. I PRESENT. . . . . .


STAR WARS SOCK TOPS!! Aren't they completely and ridiculously the coolest things?
I swear I'm gonna REALLY go running now. I just needed the Star Wars Sox Tops to get me
going!! I'm thinking these were for a kid because I REALLY couldn't get them up any higher and I REALLY distorted the whole Star Wars scene with my legs. Sorry! I included the sock not on my leg for your better viewing pleasure. . . your welcome. I'm just sorry you have had to be subjected to my leg for so long. BUT it was totally worth it right for these sox?

Thanks again Alice! You are the best! And thank you Elasticwaistbandlady for putting this fun swap all together! You are the best too. . . in my world there are TWO bests OK? Let's just go with it.

THE END!! Oh yeah, my parent's are almost in the good ole U.S.A as I
type and I can finally reveal (because they won't see this) that we have done a make-over on their house!! They will be so surprised! I can't wait to see them and so for now I say CHOW and I will get back to working on house surprises. . . only a few hours left:D

18 comments:

Alice said...

It was SO worth it to see it on the blog. I did a double snort at actually seeing the Star Wars socks on a model. I'm also taking sock tips (i.e. pointing toes on stairs) just in case I'm involved in future sock swaps. Or I'll just get GirlChild to try them on again.

Smooches!

Ringmaster said...

Oh you are so sexy in your sox. I love them. i hope to see them around soon!!

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

Star Wars Leg Warmers are the shizziest!!!

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

You are livin large in sox utopia my friend.

Sweet job Alice. You really embraced the "funky" instruction set forth in the swap!

Jen said...

The Star Wars sock tops are my favorite, but you have a glorious shmorgasboard of foot attire there. I'm sure you feel ready for any occasion.

Kathi D said...

SUH-WEET!!!!!

Kathi D said...

P.S. Can't wait to hear all about your parents and their reaction to the make-over. What a great gift!

Kathi D said...

P.S. again

I haven't forgotten you. I decided to make your may or may not suck prize with my own hands. It's almost done, and it probably sucks. But it's HOMEMADE and that makes it, um, cool.

HellesBelles said...

I love 'em! And you are the bravest person in the world because altho you model them well, if I had cool sox like that, the only person who'd ever see the whole sock would be my husband. No one else EVER see's my legs and its a better world that way. I too need to get something crafty sent off and its gonna be a bit as we've got a massive 2 weeks ahead of us but soon after that I hope to do some stuff not family reunion related. :)

Jill said...

I'm too sexy for my sox,
too sexy for my sox.
So sexy I rocks!

I love the star wars sox. Ebay is SO cool.

Oh, and from a former dancer.........
Very nice toe point.

Nancy Face said...

I am so coveting your Star Wars sox tops! ;)

Busty LaRue said...

Dude, I totally love your sox! I think you should wear the star wars ones to work tomorrow.

Lola said...

I have to say that the picture of the black and purple fuzzy socks doesn't do them justice! They are really amazing in person!!

Jami said...

Oh so cool! I really like the Star Wars pair. I'd have to wear them on my wrists!

With everybody's wild, wild socks, I can't wait to see ours! I think my daughter is itchier to get our socks than I am.

Corrine said...

super duper way cool sox and I am sure the star wars tops will get you the force you need to run

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