Saturday, February 28, 2009

Husbands, Love & Re-Runs

BECAUSE I love my husband.



AND BECAUSE he bought me this really cool phone (that requires my kids to show me how to operate because I'm a moron).



I MUST bring this up AGAIN. . . I have to do it. . . . it makes me laugh a little. Just one of many funny/weird things my man does that puts a big grin on my face. Who really does this stuff? Well HE does!



SOOOO Without further ado. . . .







I saw this picture and I broke out in laughter. Of course, I only laugh at someone else's expense! If this had happened to me I WOULD NOT be laughing NOR would I share it with you! But being that it's about my hubby, here it is!! I got a call a few weeks ago from my husband, who was at work. He sounded a bit disturbed as he asked me if I had activated his debit card. I told him I had and then inquired as to why he needed it. He quietly told me that he had been working moving boxes with other management and when he bent over he heard a big riiiiiiiiiiiiiippp! He didn't feel anything and thought that the sound was coming from somebody else. He was about to join in the laughter when he realized that the laughter was directed at him. Everyone around him could see that he had ripped the entire rear of his pants out.



Well now, if you were me, what would you have done??. . . . .I did what any sweet wife would do and I laughed my guts out with tears and all! Trying to talk (and not wet my pants) I reassured him I was not laughing at him but with him. (NOT!) He informed me that I was not alone in my outburst and he was dealing with it from every angle! My laughter soon turned to fear and I began questioning him as to whether he had on clean underwear or not? At this point, he was flat out disgusted I would even ask such a thing! Now if this were me under these circumstances, I would have quickly ran to the bathroom, called my other half and had them bring me some new pants regardless of the distance that separated the two of us.



Apparently He was trying to be more thoughtful or maybe he had no pride left, because he told me that he was going to head over to Ross Dress For Less, which was just a few stores down. I asked how he was going to accomplish this with a big rip in his pants? He informed me that he had taken care of that and had not only un-tucked his shirt but had taken duck tape and nicely placed over the large tear. What in the heck? Like that isn't embarrassing? I let him continue to carry out his plan because quite frankly, it didn't bother me at all! I don't associate with his work people! Unfortunately for him, his embarrassing story has been retold (by me of course) over and over for everyone to enjoy and I thought "why leave you guys out?" . OK. . . .NOW Carry On!

7 comments:

Busty LaRue said...

I started reading this post, and when you said you had to repost something, I was hoping it was this story! It makes me laugh every time I read it!! :D

Kathi D said...

MMMMfFF mmmffmfmm mffmmmmfff I am wetting my pants now!

Well, not really. But I can identify. Once I was on the freeway going someplace, when I dumped my LARGE Diet Coke from the golden arches into my lap. I had to get wherever it was I was going, so I couldn't just head home in shame, so I stopped at the nearest mall, headed in THERE in shame, and bought some new pants. Of course, it totally looked like I had wet myself.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

This happened to my Papi a few years ago. He didn't notice anything except people looking at him and laughing. In hindsight he realized that his butt region did feel kind of breezy....

The worst is that nobody told him until close to the end of the day. A bunch of walking, talking Turkey Jerky is what they are.

Lizard said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!That is the best story! I love it! I think I peed my pants a little!

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Nancy Face said...

THAT! IS! HILARIOUS! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

Sabii Wabii said...

Awesome!! Another great use for duct tape!