OUCH my aching rear! I am beginning to feel like I have the bus driver spread!! Seriously my fat arse is aching!!! I am also feeling like using a LOT of exclamation points!!!!! (obviously my computer feels like underlining everything I write, like it's of great importance. I wish it would STOP already!!!!)OH YES! It's fixed!.... Anyway, stay tuned for possible updates and pics that won't make you want to stab your eyes out. (If I accidentally gain more weight or not lose substantial weight I will NOT be posting follow up pictures.....you are welcome:) I am hoping to fit in the chair soon and quit losing my pen's and calculators and phones and.....stuff!!
P.S. I am only dieting because the rest of the family is and I don't want to be the only fat, ugly kid left on the block !! I have no motivation UNTIL I could possibly be a loner and then I have to go with the crowd.
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You didn't come in and weigh in like the rest of us!! Are you a closet dieter? We took some great before pictures that should go down in the anals of history.
YES I am a closet dieter! I hate to really commit to anything you know;)
I am sure the pictures will go down in the anals of history!!LOL
You know if you come diet with us that you get a really awesome pirate name, right? Seriously....they are awesome!! ex: Almost Blind Benjamin, Pirate Delores the Staggering Drunk, Pirate Jessie the Bitter, the Overstuffed Parrot. You get the picture. It is AWESOME! Come diet with us, and get a pirate name! COME ON!! COME ON!!! (Is my peer pressure working yet?) ;)
I started my stinkin' diet on New Year's Day, and two days later a friend gave me a late Christmas gift...a big can of Almond Roca! GAH! That's my favorite! But I gave the whole can to my daughter. :(
Just get knocked up. That's a good excuse :(
I was watching "THE DOCTORS", you know, that asinine show that never actually SAYS anything? Well, one of the doctor was asked what was THE nastiest thing he ever had to do:
A very obese man came to see him due to a rotting smell that wouldn't go away. After an exam, the doctor had his nurse help lift the overlaying flap of abdominal fat and found. . . drumroll. . . an ancient sandwich wedged in the flesh totally rotten.
Yeah, like THAT guy ever bathed.
I'm going to forget I read the above comment :D :D YUCK! Hee,hee
That's my booty in that chair. I'm gonna have to face it. NO MORE BUTTER. Even if Paula Deen does.
Whoa! That's a big one! Don't ever let mine get like that! Please!!
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