Sunday, August 24, 2008

3 Truths, A Lie And a Bonus Question

I must apologize because my life is completely useless and boring and I have nothing. Nothing I tell you! I have spent the weekend working and cleaning poop. (melted poop if you ask the culprit Ty, but that whole story is for another day when it's not so fresh on my mind. . or hands:(
SOOOOOOOOOOO for you reading boredom or pleasure, I will give you a test. I know that you are missing the whole school thing and testing and all so here's your chance. Let's see how well you think you know me. I will give you 3 truths and a lie and you are to pick out the lie.

1. One time while sporting my best "Princess Di" get-up, I convinced a policeman to pull me around as I let the wind blow up my skirt, because I was hot!

2. While on business in Chicago, my sister and I decided to hoist our booties on top of the ice cream bar in Ed Debevic's and sing and dance to The Bee Gees "You Should Be Dancing".

3. In a wild and crazy moment, I went along with a dare and after stripping down to my underwear, went for a midnight dip in the high school swimming pool. That was until the police showed up and politely (or not) escorted us out.

4. One Summer I opened a restaurant in our basement, was president of a dozen clubs and spent most days surrounded by tubes.

And for your bonus question.
I first must ask if you've eaten recently?
Do you wait an hour after eating to swim?
Do you get sick easy?
Does liquid spontaneously shoot out your nose?
Are you acquainted with the 80s?
Uh, well I guess it really doesn't matter much anyway.
Do what you must!
Here's the question. Which one of these pictures is Diana?
Any loud laughter will automatically get you KICKED out of the testing center with a failing grade. So keep it to yourselves folks!

would it be her?

or her?
If you guessed the first one, for extra credit try to guess what's she's wearing there.


Jill said...

I'm going to guess that #3 is a lie.

I will also guess that the first picture is you, because I really want to guess the extra credit question.
Is it genuine imitation fox fake fur?
Did all the girls get to wear one of those for their school picture?

I think that maybe you should tell "the rest of the story" on your three truths.

Lola said...

Ummmm...number D??? Wait, I think they are all true! I got one for you..While hanging out with Geneviga P.&B. you sang "Chow Chow Chow Chow Chow!" to the triantula-monobrow girl.

Angel said...

Diana is contestant #2. i know contestant #1 her name is Trixie!

petersons said...

I guess the 1st one is the lie?! Huh? I don't get it. He pulled you around cause your crotch was hot?

Neil said...

Only I know that number 3 is a lie. The rest are absolutely TRUE. (Heaven forbid) MUM

Melanie said...

Do you still own the FUR?

Kathi D said...

I think #1 is the lie, and both photos are you, and that "fur" is what they always called a "drape" at the photo studio. You had to take off your top so they could drape the thingy on you. When I got my senior picture taken, the photographer was a little too "handsy" with my drape.

Nancy Face said...

I think #1 is the lie.

I think both pictures are you...the first is your senior portrait, with those foolish fake fur things they put on all the girls. (Why didn't the boys have to wear them?) The second picture is more recent!

So do I FAIL?

mindyluwho said...

I'm going with #1.

And I'm going with most everyone else and say that picture #1 is you. Love the 80's hairdo!

I've been meaning to stop by and thank you for coming by my place!

Jen said...

I think #3 is the lie, and both pictures are you but in different decades. You must have gone to a real ritzy high school to get a fur drape!

petersons said...

You need to blog about Ty's first day of Kindergarten, I want to know how he did! :)

Jean Knee said...

oh my gawwwwwsh there's a wild animal type thing around your shoulders. We had a little feather type wrap around thingy. so much classier

Sabii Wabii said...

Oh my gosh. Big hair AND curling ironed and finger rolled and heavily sprayed bangs!!!
Love the fur thing!The good news is PETA will not be after you.