Monday, October 5, 2009

A Little Home Improvement From Heaven

So I've been thinking a lot about home improvement lately. I guess it's because our house is over 9 years old and things aren't looking so new anymore...OK they are looking downright OLD but who notices!! (other than anyone who sets foot in the dive;) I've been checking out the local online classifieds to see if I could run across some great cheap finds (yeah I said cheap! Steve is recently employed after 4 months of no job but unfortunately his new job is part time). So it's no trip to Home Depot for me but instead to the classifieds to find good junk!

Fortunately, I found a toilet....really cheap! Unfortunately, I don't need one but I did get a good chuckle out of this ad!


$30.00
CLEAN TOILET

i have this toilet for sale is nice and clean i take from a remodel in parck city from rich people no scraches is ligt cream color nice i have the zinc whith same color any cuestions callme no emails please se habla espanol

Seller Contact Info : Jesus

I had no idea the economy was so bad that Jesus is taking toilets from the rich and selling them to the poor....and claiming they are clean! What is this world (and heaven) coming to?

P.S. I didn't find anything to improve my home. If you would like more info. on the toilet just give me a jingle:)

P.S.S If you spell check your post and you have included some writings from Jesus, it will mostly come up yellow due to his lack of proper English and spelling.....I tried it.

6 comments:

Jen said...

Bahahahaha.

My house is over 3 times older than yours.

The Peterson Family said...

That's FUNNY! Ew. Please don't buy Jesus's toilet :)

Kathi D said...

Gosh, I would have thought Jesus was far too busy with the football season to be selling toilets. You know, all those teams that win because God wanted them to.

Sabii Wabii said...

Take from the "rich and give to the poor". It should have been singed Obama. Oh, shame on me, I Never talk politics in blog world. I want it always to be my little "Happy Place". Glad your back a bit more, although not enough for how funny your posts are.

Sabii Wabii said...

How funny I "singed" instead of "signed"....

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

Jesus loves me, this I know because he's willing to give me a rich people toilet. Otherwise I may never have an opportunity like this again to sit on a bonafied genuine rich people toilet.