Monday, November 10, 2008

It's Been One Of Those.

Sure would like to be/feel like her. Unfortunately, I feel a LOT more like her.

I'm thinking it's time to resort to this.

I blame it on the husband and kids. I think they have all plotted against me to see at what point Mom's head will actually start spinning and then she will magically and colorfully explode. So far the build up to this great spectacular event has not been pretty. I keep hoping they will give up on their plan and go back to being helpful and nice. So far no luck. I will keep you posted. That is unless I reach the point of explosion and then there will be Diana parts & particles in my computer keyboard making it virtually impossible to type. Ewwwww! Yucky!


Busty LaRue said...

I love the stress reliever kit! I felt like I needed one of those today between the evil devil quilt and the screaming child. I really hope your head doesn't explode. That would defnitely not be fun to clean up...but at least you wouldn't have to do it, you wouldn't have a head! :)

Kathi D said...

You need to ditch the husband and kids and go to a spa. Or just come here and hang out with me and the dogs and chickens. It's almost exactly like a spa. With chickens.

Jillybean said...

Or we could meet somewhere for dessert.
I'm thinking the Costco parking lot.
I will go buy the big All American chocolate cake if you bring the forks, napkins and milk.

Lynsey Lou knee deep in poo said...

I like kathi d's Idea you should go to her house with the dogs and the chickens and then you two can meet jillybean at costco. (that is the store where all your dreams come true and wallets are emptied.) PS. I know that Jake and I havent changed that much I was just hoping people would have forgotten by now.

Nancy Face said...

Poor, poor Diana...I sure hope you don't ACTUALLY explode! Hang in there, baby! :)

Jean Knee said...

try banging their heads in the circle, that should do it

Angie said...

I'm right there with you! (Although it's not my kids causing the anxiety...I think you know who is...)
It's either going to be Angie bits flying all over or a few other people getting their faces ripped off.
I think they deserve destruction a little more than I do because they are the ones causing the stress!

Jen said...

Dear Di,

I feel your pain. I will be printing your brilliant instructions and following them soon. Perhaps if I am unconscious I will not wake up with my son in the night anymore.