Today I began work in new surroundings. Not only did my company move about 20 plus miles further from my home but I left a sweet office to join the rest in "Cubicle World". Me and my co-peons ( I mean workers-don't get me wrong I LOVE the company I work for) realized that we are in close enough proximity now to spit on each other while talking. PLUS there are no secrets to be had anymore. We can hear what goes on in each others mind!
I arrived to find that my chair had been replaced by what I soon labeled "The Farter". Oh, I spent the better part of the day trying to get everyone else in spitting distance to take my word that is WAS the chair! I have yet to fart. . . . EVER! Anyway, they soon begin to take the bait when they realized there seriously wasn't an accompanying odor for all the noise. I think this may work in my favor. Who will know the difference??
I'm not sure why but the C.O.O took pitty on me and put me at the top of the list for a new chair. Maybe the non-stop giggles were getting to him?
Anyway, I found this video and thought it was so fitting for my first day in new digs. . . and hopefully not my last. Enjoy!
6 comments:
If men's farts stink in heaven...I don't really think it will be heavenly.
I'm sorry you have a stinky chair. haha! That video is awesome, btw.
ha, i bet that dude blamed it on the chair too
Oh lordy the farting chair! I am now sitting in the peeing myself chair!
Oh, that was the best laugh I've had all month.
Unfortunately for my poor family, I fart all the time without any help from a chair! :D
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