A First Grade Quiz For You!

My son Ty was having a most creative night in writing short stories. See if you can decipher what they say.

(if you can't tell that part of the above includes the word McDonalds, you need to get out more;) Funny that the child can spell that right?

What is the prize if you win? You get a virtual high five!.....and the title "I am on the level of a first grader";) Good Luck!